Posted by: rudyruddell | June 2, 2010

I posted all of the ugliest verses of the Bible

I posted all of the ugliest biblical verses that I knew at the Facebook The Bible pages. 2.3 million have clicked “like” at the blue page and 0.8 million like the brown page:

Leviticus 20:9: For every one that curseth his father or mother shall be surely put to death.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death.”

Deuteronomy 23:2: A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

Ephesians 6:5 Servents , be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

I Timothy 1: 11-14: Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over man, but to be in silence. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in transgression.

Numbers 25: 8 Take all the heads of the people and hang them up before the Lord against the sun.”

Malachi 2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.

1 Corinthians 11:6 For if a woman is not covered, let her also be shorn. But if it is shameful for a woman to be shorn or shaved, let her be covered.

Psalms 137:9: Happy shall be he who taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.”

Matthew 10:34 “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”

Numbers 31: 17-18 “Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that has known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.”

Matthew 18:9 “And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.”

Deuteronomy: 22: 20-22: 20: If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, 21she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you. 22If a man is found sleeping with another man’s wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die. You must purge the evil from Israel.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)

28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Deuteronomy 22:23, 24

23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her,

24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the girl because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

Deuteronomy 21:10-14

10When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive,

11And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife;

12Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails;

13And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.

14And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.

Matthew 5: 17 “Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.”

32And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day.

33And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.

34And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.

35And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.

36And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10 (King James Version)

6If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

1 Kings 20:35-36 (King James Version)

35And a certain man of the sons of the prophets said unto his neighbour in the word of the LORD, Smite me, I pray thee. And the man refused to smite him.

36Then said he unto him, Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a lion shall slay thee. And as soon as he was departed from him, a lion found him, and slew him.

1 Samuel 15:32-33 (King James Version)

32Then said Samuel, Bring ye hither to me Agag the king of the Amalekites. And Agag came unto him delicately. And Agag said, Surely the bitterness of death is past.

33And Samuel said, As thy sword hath made women childless, so shall thy mother be childless among women. And Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the LORD in Gilgal.

Genesis 19:24-26 (King James Version)

24Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

25And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

26But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.

Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version)

9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him all.

Genesis 38:7 (King James Version)

7And Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.

2 Kings 2:23-24 (New American Standard Bible)

23Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and (A)mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”

24When he looked behind him and saw them, he (B)cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

2 Chronicles 14:9-14 (New American Standard Bible)

9Now Zerah the Ethiopian (A)came out against them with an army of a million men and 300 chariots, and he came to (B)Mareshah.

10So Asa went out to meet him, and they drew up in battle formation in the valley of Zephathah at Mareshah.

11Then Asa (C)called to the LORD his God and said, “LORD, there is no one besides You to help in the battle between the powerful and those who have no strength; so help us, O LORD our God, (D)for we trust in You, and in Your name have come against this multitude. O LORD, You are our God; let not man prevail against You.”

12So (E)the LORD routed the Ethiopians before Asa and before Judah, and the Ethiopians fled.

13Asa and the people who were with him pursued them as far as(F)Gerar; and so many Ethiopians fell that they could not recover, for they were shattered before the LORD and before His army. And they carried away very much plunder.

14They destroyed all the cities around Gerar, (G)for the dread of the LORD had fallen on them; and they despoiled all the cities, for there was much plunder in them.

1 Samuel 18:25-27 (New American Standard Bible)

25Saul then said, “Thus you shall say to David, ‘The king does not desire any (A)dowry except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines,(B)to take vengeance on the king’s enemies ‘” Now (C)Saul planned to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.

26When his servants told David these words, it pleased David to become the king’s son-in-law. (D)Before the days had expired

27David rose up and went, (E)he and his men, and struck down two hundred men among the Philistines Then (F)David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. So Saul gave him Michal his daughter for a wife.

1 Samuel 18:25-27 (New American Standard Bible)

25Saul then said, “Thus you shall say to David, ‘The king does not desire any (A)dowry except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines,(B)to take vengeance on the king’s enemies ‘” Now (C)Saul planned to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.

26When his servants told David these words, it pleased David to become the king’s son-in-law. (D)Before the days had expired

27David rose up and went, (E)he and his men, and struck down two hundred men among the Philistines Then (F)David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. So Saul gave him Michal his daughter for a wife.

1 Samuel 18:25-27 (New American Standard Bible)

25Saul then said, “Thus you shall say to David, ‘The king does not desire any (A)dowry except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines,(B)to take vengeance on the king’s enemies ‘” Now (C)Saul planned to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.

26When his servants told David these words, it pleased David to become the king’s son-in-law. (D)Before the days had expired

27David rose up and went, (E)he and his men, and struck down two hundred men among the Philistines Then (F)David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. So Saul gave him Michal his daughter for a wife.

1 Samuel 15:2-3 (New American Standard Bible)

2“Thus says the LORD of hosts, ‘I will punish Amalek for what he did to Israel, how he set himself against him on the way while he was coming up from Egypt.

3‘Now go and strike Amalek and utterly destroy all that he has, and do not spare him; but put to death both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’”

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Responses

  1. But “God loves us”!!! :lol:

  2. Yes, but God “loves” us women even more. After all we sere created second and have been second best ever since according to the Bible. Lower is higher, you know:)


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