Posted by: rudyruddell | March 7, 2011

God is a murdering bastard

God is a murdering bastard.

by Heather Henderson on Tuesday, March 1, 2011 at 9:53pm

This is a list of deaths that the god of the Bible is responsible for.

 

Lot’s wife for looking back- Gen.19:26

Er who was “wicked in the sight of the Lord”- Gen.38:7, 1 Chr.2:3,

Onan for spilling his seed- Gen.38:10,

Pharaoh and 600 chariot captains (plus his entire army) – Ex.14:8

For dancing naked around Aaron’s golden calf- Ex.32:27-28, 35,

Aaron’s sons for offering strange fire before the Lord- Lev.10:1-3, Num.3:4, 26:61

A blasphemer- Lev.24:10-23

A man who picked up sticks on the Sabbath- Num.15:32-36,

Korah, Dathan, and Abiram (and their families)- Num.16:27,

Burned to death for offering incense- Num.16:35, 26:10,

For complaining- Num.16:49,

For “committing whoredom with the daughters of Moab” – Num.25:9,

Midianite massacre (32,000 virgins were kept alive)- Num.31:1-35,

God tells Joshua to stoned to death Achan (and his family) for taking the accursed thing.- Joshua 7:10-12, 24-26,

God tells Joshua to attack Ai and do what he did to Jericho (kill everyone).- Joshua 8:1-25,

Joshua kills 5 kings and hangs their dead bodies on trees- Joshua 10:24-26

God delivered Canaanites and Perizzites- Judges 1:4

Ehud delivers a message from God: a knife into the king’s belly- Jg.3:15-22,

God delivered Moabites- Jg.3:28-29,

God forces Midianite soldiers to kill each other.- Jg.7:2-22, 8:10,

The Spirit of the Lord comes on Samson- Jg.14:19,

The Spirit of the Lord comes mightily on Samson- Jg.15:14-15,

Samson’s God-assisted act of terrorism- Jg.16:27-30,

“The Lord smote Benjamin”- Jg.20:35-37,

More Benjamites- Jg.20:44-46

For looking into the ark of the Lord- 1 Sam.6:19

God delivered Philistines- 1 Sam.14:12

Samuel (at God’s command) hacks Agag to death- 1 Sam.15:32-33

“The Lord smote Nabal.”- 1 Sam.25:38

Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling- 2 Sam.6:6-7, 1 Chr.13:9-10

David and Bathsheba’s baby boy- 2 Sam.12:14-18

Seven sons of Saul hung up before the Lord- 2 Sam.21:6-9

From plague as punishment for David’s census (men only; probably 200,000 if including women and children)- 2 Sam.24:15, 1 Chr.21:14

A prophet for believing another prophet’s lie- 1 Kg.13:1-24

Religious leaders killed in prayer contest- 1 Kg.18:22-40

God delivers the Syrians into the Israelites’ hands- 1 Kg.20:28-29

God makes a wall fall on Syrian soldiers- 1 Kg.20:30

God sent a lion to eat a man for not killing a prophet- 1 Kg.20:35-36

Ahaziah is killed for talking to the wrong god.- 2 Kg.1:2-4, 17, 2 Chr.22:7-9

Burned to death by God- 2 Kg.1:9-12

God sends two bears to kill children for making fun of Elisha’s bald head- 2 Kg.2:23-24

Trampled to death for disbelieving Elijah- 2 Kg.7:17-20

Jezebel- 2 Kg.9:33-37

God sent lions to kill “some” foreigners – 2 Kg.17:25-26

Sleeping Assyrian soldiers- 2 Kg.19:35, Is.37:36

Saul- 1 Chr.10:14

God delivers Israel into the hands of Judah- 2 Chr.13:15-17

Jeroboam- 2 Chr.13:20

“The Lord smote the Ethiopians.”- 2 Chr.14:9-14

God kills Jehoram by making his bowels fall out- 2 Chr.21:14-19

Judean soldiers- 2 Chr.28:6

Ezekiel’s wife- Ezek.24:15-18

Ananias and Sapphira- Acts 5:1-10

Herod- Acts 12:23

 

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